Lena Dunham advises girls to give up their virginity to a "beautiful" man. And the President's campaign manager says Obama's enthusiasm for campaigning is "coming from his loins". I say, his beautiful loins and her yearning vagina are a match! Let's sell tickets. Oh, oh, oh ... wait ... let's make their historic union a plot for Girls. Slick Eddie Smart Ass of the Street, our pothead Barry, could smoke a tote with Lena before turning her into a woman. Dramatic question for the episode: Would the experience make Barry a man?
(Future episode: former president Bill Clinton tries to butt into the happy Dunham-Obama thing. Dramatic plot twist: Will Lena take to Bill's special twist on sexual relationships? Will she buy a special dress?)