Lena Dunham must have been developing a new plot for HBO's Girls. Let's adapt some of the previous plots for the Vote for the First Time for Obama ad.
Do it for the first time like the first time in the ass with someone who doesn't talk to you before hand about doing it with you, you know, there - now that's contraception.
Do it for the first time with him, cause like he's like totally beautiful, and you don't feel you are beautiful and maybe you'd feel beautiful if you did it with him.
Do it for the first time cause it's like being kicked out of your parents' home because you can't get it together, just like he couldn't get it together for four years either.
Do it for the first time with someone who interviews you for your first job like your first political ad and you want to talk about fucking him - just like the women journalists in 2008.
Do it for the first time like your first visit to a gynocologist to check you for AIDS when you have no idea whether anything you and he did together could infect you.
Do it for first time with him because he is clueless- after all, you are totally clueless too.
Do it for the first time with him because he is a pathetic fool, because - after all - you are are a pathetic fool, too.
In any case, do the ad, cause you're thinking he might be willing to do cameos on Girls, if he is not re-elected.
Vote for Obama if your life has no transcendent meaning, if you stumble blindly from meaningless encounter to meaningless encounter, unable to get your life together, if your life is not to be taken seriously as a gift you have been given and should not waste, if your life is too foolish even to qualify as existentially absurd, if, in other words, your life is like that of your character in Girls.